Bag with No Holes

A bag with, as it says, no holes. Contains things regardless. Somehow larger on the inside. Owned by Zeno, bought from the Goblin Shopping Network. People made fun of him for buying it and then insisted we never put holes in it. Playing with it has become Zeno's favorite travel pastime. Eventually opened by Zeno with Shatterspike (and an assist from Felegum). They managed to snag its contents before it promptly resealed itself.

Currently Inside

 * Chip's haunted eyeballs
 * Helli's test shield
 * some lake plates

Formerly Inside

 * Light of Mystra, aka the glow dodeca
 * Death and Rebirth Cube
 * A small pebble (it was a gag)

Sentient being named HFVNN. Hails from the IKEA plane[ref needed]. Can be filled with up to 100 ft^3 of material. Hungry and wants your stuff. Enjoys holding things but can be convinced to regurgitate. If befriended he will open and close for you. Items inside weight 1/1000 their weight on the material plane.